By Jenet E. Le Lacheur

A book of hilarious and horny rhyming sonnets about British wildlife, from insects to mammals, each accompanied by a colour photograph taken by the poet.

 

Jenet E. Le Lacheur is also the author of 'Potry: A Collection of Stoned Poems'

 

 

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A Bawdy Bard’s Book of British Beasts

Jenet Le Lacheur, author of ‘Potry: A Collection of Stoned Poems’, is back – and she’s branching out from plants.

Encounter the fauna of the British Isles as you’ve never seen it before in this hilarious collection of thirty rhyming sonnets, twinned with up-close-and-personal photos in full colour. In these pages, you’ll discover odes to the Great Green Bush-cricket, the Red-veined Darter, the Blue Tit, the Grey Squirrel, and many more – all penned with Jen’s trademark wit and saucy humour.

And yes, these are sonnets for Hedge Hogs – as in hogs of hedges, a.k.a. nature nerds – because last time we checked, hedgehogs still couldn’t read.

“‘An absolute f*cking delight… I am a big fan of Attenborough documentaries and this is like if those were funnier and snappier and a little bit hornier too… a charming, witty, beautiful safari around the wildlife of Britain. (Girl on the Net)

 

‘In this book, Janet not only captures detailed, quirky images of Britain’s creatures, but personifies them in a poetic and sassy way. I learned so many cool words reading this book and laughed out loud a LOT… Whether you smash through this volume in one sitting, dip into it on a rainy afternoon, or read it aloud to your friends, you made an excellent choice in owning it.’ (Katy Schutte, author of The Improviser’s Way)

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Publish Date

01/09/2026

Published Year

2026

Total Pages

60

ISBN

978-1-915893-39-0

ISBN 13

978-1-915893-39-0

Format

Paperback

Country

United Kingdom

Dimension

216mm x 140mm

Weight

106.1g

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